Joy to the world--and especially to you as last-minute shopping and impossible feats by a fat man in a red suit transform your workaday world into a whirlwind of eating, drinking, gift-opening and socializing, whether you want to or not.  But, should you need one, you have an escape valve:  Race programs and the Daily Racing Form for Boxing Day will be available tomorrow, Wednesday.  So you'll have two days to plan strategy on how to win a fat superfecta or pick-4 to pay for all your gifts.  Boxing Day, of course, is one of the biggest race days of the year, with Santa Anita starting its premiere winter meet and some 22 other race tracks pulling out all stops to make their race cards special.

 

Here's this week's special schedule:

 

TODAY

Regular race day.  Delta Downs, Penn National and Windsor harness headline tonight's cards.  See full schedule.  

TOMORROW

Regular race day.  Kicks off at 11:25 a.m. with Calder and Tampa Bay in Florida. Schedule.  NOTE:  Boxing Day programs and the Daily Racing Form go on sale.  

THURSDAY, CHRISTMAS EVE

No racing but VLTs are open from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. and you can pick up programs and the Daily Racing Form for Boxing Day.

FRIDAY, CHRISTMAS DAY

Closed.  But the parking lot will be open to those who have the ASD itch and need to get as close as possible. No wheelies or donuts, please.  Okay, donuts with your coffee is okay.

SATURDAY, BOXING DAY

Bedlam.  23 tracks in play.  Doors and VLTs open at 9 a.m.  Racing starts at 11:25 a.m. with Calder, Philly, Tampa Bay and Aqueduct.  First race from Santa Anita where it's opening day: 2 p.m.  Freeroll poker at night as usual at 7:30 p.m. and 10:30 p.m.

SUNDAY, DEC. 27:  POKER ALERT!

Regular race day.  But note that since the Downs was closed Friday for Christmas, special freeroll poker games will be held Sunday at 7:30 p.m. and 10:30 p.m.

 

IMPORTANT NEWS FROM SANTA ANITA:  Two free contests are available on their winter meet this year: The usual Showvivor (for $2,500) and, new, "Winvivor" (for $2,500).  The person who survives the longest picking one show horse or one winner each day gets the moola.  It's free to sign-up at www.santaanita.com and YOU MUST DO SO BEFORE THE CONTEST BEGINS ON JAN. 1.

 

Now here's what everyone's been waiting for!  The year-end Really Bigg awards!  (If you have other awards and they're better than mine, well, get yourself your own column!  Or send them to me to be published.  Email theinsider@assiniboiadowns.com)

 

 

               

"CHANGING WITH THE TIMES" AWARD:  This award goes to the many of you who quickly adapted to the new WEDFRISAT racing schedule for live racing and flocked out in big numbers to a brand new racing day--Wednesday--as if you had been doing it for years.  Handle (and ribs 'n' wings sales) soared.

 

"TRAINER COUP OF THE YEAR"  AWARD:  To trainer and half-the-year Texas
   

Charlie Smith
Biggest coup

Tanya Lindsay
Best comeback,
worst luck

lawyer Charlie Smith, whose three fillies finished first, second and third in the $30,000 Jack Hardy Stakes for 3-year-old fillies, led by Morsel.  It's like having your kids compete in the Olympics and having all of them win the gold, silver and bronze medals in the same competition.

 

"PERFECT PREP" AWARD:  To trainer Tanya Lindsay for giving last year's sprinter of the year, Rock'n USA, some needed R & R, bringing him back to dust the top horses in the $75,000 Gold Cup, then going on to win a $50,000 stakes race at Northlands Park where he paid $20.  She had him peaking at just the right time.

 

"BEST TRACK MAINTENANCE GUYS IN THE BUSINESS" AWARD:   To ASD track superintendent Bob Timlick and his assistants, Barry Cizik and Ted Jeffrey. The Downs suffered only three horse breakdowns in its 65-day meet or one breakdown for every 22 race days.  I know of no track better than that.  Even Woodbine, with superior horses and supposedly kinder track surface (Polytrack), had 12 breakdowns in their 167-day season or one breakdown every 14 race days.

 

"BEST ANNOUNCER IN A SUPPORTING ROLE" AWARD:  To paddock host Kirt Contois who easily slipped into the very professional shoes of track announcer Darren Dunn and called Downs races with nary a slip-up in those few days that  Dunn was away.  Celebrity announcers who tried the same thing several years ago did so haltingly, humorously and showed that it ain't easy!

 

 

Chubby Checker & Phil Kives:
Schemin' 'n' dreamin'

"ALWAYS SCHEMIN' 'N' DREAMIN'" AWARD:
  To horse owner and product-development guru Phil Kives for partnering with Chubby Checker to launch the first-ever chocolate bar with alternating tastes, called the Checkerbar.  It will be available to melt in your mouth soon.

 

"SUPER- KEENER OF THE YEAR" AWARD:  To race fan and Red River College math prof, Jim Roberts, who is always among the first (with family members) to jump in heartily to every Downs promotion and contest--and to contests at other tracks as well.  His beating 2,830 North American players in Hollywood's Show Me the Money contest a year ago to win the $5,000 top prize has made him somewhat of a folk hero among Downs players who know how difficult that feat was.

 

   

Jim Roberts
Keener of the Year 

Richard Shapiro
Keyer of the Year

"SANDBOX ANTICS OF THE YEAR" AWARD:  
Not even close.  This award goes to the former head of the California Horse Racing Board, Richard Shapiro, who got out of his car again and again in the Hollywood Park parking lot last April to scratch his key along the Jaguar of a horseowner who irritated him, causing close to $7,000 in damage.  As you might know, I'm trying to acquire the surveillance tapes of this mischievous action.

 

 "ADDING INSULT TO INJURY" SYMPATHY AWARD:   To local horse trainer Tanya Lindsay who watched in dismay as the top quarter horse in her barn, filly Sin City Queen, broke down and had to be euthanized after winning a $17,000 stakes race for 2-year-olds. But then she also had to endure the disqualification of that horse as well as her third-place-finisher in the same race, Snowy Serenade, who were set down to fourth and fifth for interfering with another horse at the start of the race.  The Manitoba Horse Racing Commission upheld the stewards' decision despite the chairman's comment that he "hated double disqualifications." Racing doesn't get more tragic than that.

 

"MOST ENDURING HORSE-YARN" AWARD:  Still belongs to Carl Anderson who, back in June of 1974, saddled up his mare, Sylvadust, on his farm 11 kilometres from the Downs and galloped her across hill and dale to get her to the track in the nick of time to have her compete in a race--and win.  Best part of the story:  Anderson deadpanning to jockey Ken Hendricks before the race.  "You don't need to warm her up."

 

"BIGGEST RACE FAN" AWARD:  There are many big fans but historian Bob Gates, a former investigator for the provincial ombudsman, gets the nod because he is tirelessly piecing together the history of racing in Manitoba with a view to writing a book on the subject.  He will make you care about obscure horses and appreciate more than ever the dedication to racing by veteran horsemen.

 

"DRAG 'EM KICKING & SCREAMING" AWARD:  To Stretch, host of the Bettor's Blog and to Everett Shade, former Downs clocker, who are offering a service designed to challenge players to change bad betting habits into good betting practices to make money.  Problem is, bad habits die hard and theirs is a steep uphill climb.

 

 

Whittier Park elm: "Most huggable" award

"MOST HUGGABLE NON-PERSON" AWARD:
  
Goes to the Whittier Park elm tree that, in its approximately 140-year history, has watched thousands of horses race under its canopy, seen royalty pass by in a train, heard horseplayers chatter about the highest paying daily double in Canadian history, watched stock car racing and baseball tournaments and witnessed the building of a replica of a fur-trading post.  Embrace the elm and you're embracing a storied past.

 

SALUTING WINNERS

Pagee gets a holiday glow goin' winning at poker and spree

 

Terry Pagee
Gets a glow going

Just in time for the holidays, printer Terry Pagee Friday accumulated the biggest betting spree proceeds since the game began in the fall, pocketing $213 from $46 in bets on Windsor harness, and capped off the night by defeating 47 rivals in freeroll poker.  That earned him $50 and bunch of points that will boost his bankroll for the February finals that will send three people to Las Vegas.  Skilled at both horses and poker, Terry has frequently been on the fringes of capturing something big.  Will 2010 be the year he earns a trip to Las Vegas?  In the other 35-second betting spree on Friday, postal clerk Wayne Misko scored $91 from $42 in bets on a Penn National race.  He was drawn after another entrant, R. J. Subedar, in the spirit of holiday giving, gave up his chance to participate in the spree. 

FRIDAY'S OTHER FREEROLL POKER WINNER:  Math teacher Rick Zaretsky who, in his words, "came off the canvas" to win five consecutive "all-in" hands. POKER ALERT! Since the Downs is closed Friday for Christmas, Friday's freeroll poker games will be staged Sunday at 7:30 p.m. and 10:30 p.m.

SATURDAY'S FREEROLL POKER:  Carpenter Adam Young won the 7:30 p.m. game and welder Romel Ghelmeci, who scored quad 5's, won the 10:30 p.m. game.  See current rankings of all players here.

5-ALIVE:   No winner.  But trainer Rob Atras and Bill Christopoulos split the $50 consolation prize for coming closest to predicting the correct outcome in the final leg.  The jackpot for the next contest on Friday, Jan. 1 will be $150.
LADIES' NIGHT FRIDAY--VLT DRAW:  Bernice Ryzowski, who works at a packaging company, was drawn to receive the $300 Fabutan and Fingers & Toes spa package.

 

QUOTE OF THE WEEK:  "What do I really want for Christmas?  Dirt tracks!  Get rid of the synthetic stuff!" -- Professional handicapper Don Heaton

 

 
TRIVIA TEASER:
  What commonality do Elvis Presley and Santa Anita race track share?  (a)  They were "born" at about the same time  (b)  Elvis shot the movie "Horsin' Around" at Santa Anita  (c)  The biggest crowd ever to see Elvis in a live performance gathered at Santa Anita on Boxing Day  (d)  Elvis died in the same year that Santa Anita lost three of its most beloved race horses.  (See answer at end of column.)

 

UPCOMING EVENTS:  New Year's almost full

It's crunch time if you've been thinking about celebrating New Year's Eve in the Terrace Dining Room.  There's little room left.  See the dazzling menu here.  Plus dancing, DJ, party favours, champagne at midnight, all happening in a feel-good ambiance that makes all events memorable.  Just $39.95 a person. Phone Abbi at 885-3330 ext 277 to reserve.

 

NEXT INSIDER:   Note earlier publication--Tuesday next week, three days before all race horses have a birthday!


TRIVIA TEASER ANSWER:  The answer is (a) They were "born" about the same time.  Santa Anita was "born" on Christmas Day, 1934.  Elvis was born two weeks later:  Jan. 8, 1935.  There are 75th anniversary celebrations going on in the coming year for both.